Funny State Slogans

 

Alabama.  You just go on ahead, we’ll eventually catch up

Alaska. Just another crappy day, in paradise

Arizona. Just imagine all that dry heat coming from your open oven

Arkansas. We didn’t vote for Clinton

California. Even with all the bad things you have hear, you still know you want to live here

Colorado. Best liberal state! For Skiing.

Connecticut. Our casino is better than all of Atlantic City

Delaware. The first state in the union, the 50^th state on a visit list

Florida. While we are in the waiting room, can we show you pictures of our Grand kids.

Georgia. Without Atlanta, we would be Alabama.

Hawaii. A paradise for tourists, An expensive lost paradise for residents.

Idaho. Boise! Potatoes and ... Well ... That's About It.

Illinois. Closest state to Chicago.

Indiana. Learn to play basketball, or become vice president.

Iowa. We Do Amazing Things With Corn.

Kansas. The drive straight through state

Kentucky. Our horse can beat, your horse.

Louisiana. Mardi Gras, Huey P Long, and Jesus in that order!

Maine. You’ll have a lot of fun when it stops raining

Maryland. Pass the crab cakes and stay out of Baltimore

Massachusetts. Welcome Democrats!

Michigan. Two seasons, winter, and road construction season

Minnesota. 1 warm day, 10,000 Lakes and 1 million Mosquitoes

Mississippi. Visit and Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri. Come through the arch, stay, for the baseball!

Montana. Isolated, one room cabins with fire arms making equipment for sale.

Nebraska. We use to have a great, ah, football team.

Nevada. Come Happy, Go home broke.

New Hampshire.  Best stop for liquor on your drive to Maine.

New Jersey. Buy a Trans Am and have someone else pump your gas.

New Mexico.  The land of entrapment.

New York. We are the most important, We know you only think of us.

North Carolina. Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota. Mountain removal project, completed.

Ohio: Our amusement parks, make us better than Michigan.

Oklahoma: Similar to the Musical, without the music.

Oregon.  Great weather!  If you’re a beaver or a duck

Pennsylvania. Home of unknown heroes, and fallen heroes

Rhode Island. check out the great deals on some summer cottages.

South Carolina. Defending states rights since 1860

South Dakota. Four months of Great Faces, Great Places, eight months of great snow drifts

Tennessee.  Three stars on flag, three different countries.

Texas  I Messed With Texas and Now I Have a skin condition.

Utah. Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.

Vermont. Bring your Subaru! please include unique bumper stickers.

Virginia. Home of government suits and civil war reenactors.

Washington.  We need a new NBA team, and a baseball team that has played in the World Series.

Washington, D.C.  Wanna Be the next Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family, Really!

Wisconsin: Eh, It Could Be Worse, come have a beer

Wyoming. More than just a rectangle! Hey, we have Yellowstone!